Love and Hate

It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

Katharine Hepburn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

Love and a cough cannot be hidden.

George Herbert, in Love and Hate

Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.

Nick Hertl, in Love and Hate

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

John Heywood, in Love and Hate

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

Eric Hoffer, in Love and Hate

Burning desire is the eternal flame.

Doug Horton, in Love and Hate

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen, in Love and Hate

Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.

Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Thomas Haynes Bayly, in Love and Hate

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, in Love and Hate

All mankind loves a lover.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, in Love and Hate

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, in Love and Hate

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in Love and Hate

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry, in Love and Hate

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.

Maya Angelou, in Love and Hate