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Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Beat your own and others will fear you.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

Unknown, in Art and Literature

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace