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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

To err is human, to forgive unusual.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

The most undependable part on your car is the nut holding the wheel.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The scriptures teach us the best way of living, the noblest ways of suffering, and the most comfortable ways of dying.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Truth fears no questions.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue