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Stupidity is also known as a medical disorder known as a rectal-cranial inversion.

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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Success is a journey, not a destination.

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Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

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Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

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The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

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The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

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The best defense against logic is ignorance.

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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

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To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

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True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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