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People do not resist change -- they resist being changed.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Only those who do not expect anything are never disappointed. Only those who never try, never fail.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Beat your own and others will fear you.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

Unknown, in Art and Literature

Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery