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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

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A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Change is good, but dollars are better.

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Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

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Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth -- communism is the equal distribution of poverty.

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By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

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Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

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Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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Beat your own and others will fear you.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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