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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

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Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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All extremists should be taken out and shot.

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

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Beat your own and others will fear you.

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Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd.

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Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

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Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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