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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

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Truth fears no questions.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

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Sex is what women have and men want.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wealth and Poverty

My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

Unknown, in Science and Religion

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.

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