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Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.

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Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

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One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

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One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

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Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

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Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

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Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.

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Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.

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Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

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Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

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She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.

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Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

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Sex is what women have and men want.

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