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Every solution breeds new problems.

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success.

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Even a blind pig in a blizzard finds an acorn once in a while.

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Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.

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I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

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I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch <EM>him</EM> have another.

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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

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If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever.

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.

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