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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

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Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

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Beat your own and others will fear you.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd.

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Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

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Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism

Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

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Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Cynics are made, not born.

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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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