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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

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Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

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Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.

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Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

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One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

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One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

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Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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Perfection is only achieved on the point of collapse.

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Please excuse the length of this letter; I do not have time to be brief.

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Policy is a guide to the wise and a rule to the fool.

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Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

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Politics makes strange bedfellows stranger.

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Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

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Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

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Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

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Sex is what women have and men want.

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