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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than no government at all.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.

Unknown, in Men and Women

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Unknown, in Men and Women

After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure