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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

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Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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Truth fears no questions.

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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

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True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

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To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis: If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.

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Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty