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George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than no government at all.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death