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Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.

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Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.

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Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Politics makes strange bedfellows stranger.

Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics

Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.

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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

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There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

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There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason.

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There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition.

Unknown, (Wilson on Home Improvement), in Work and Recreation

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

There are no errors in this book, except this one.

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There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

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One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Perfection is only achieved on the point of collapse.

Unknown, (from Bjarne Stroustrup's book on C++), in Success and Failure

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

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