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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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Familiarity breeds contempt.

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