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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Every solution breeds new problems.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

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Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Familiarity breeds contempt.

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Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

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Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

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God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.

Unknown, (German proverb), in Work and Recreation

God gives every bird his worm, but he doesn't throw it into the nest.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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