Unknown

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.

Unknown, in Men and Women

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

Unknown, in Science and Religion

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Measure twice because you can only cut once.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis: If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wealth and Poverty

My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace

You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.

Unknown, (from Mad Magazine), in Success and Failure