Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5201–5220 (5242)
tiny.ag/quynarxi · submitted 2001
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
tiny.ag/y9r1plxx · submitted 2001
"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."
tiny.ag/pvekmygo · submitted 2001
"I am free with my opinions. I am a free-thinker."
tiny.ag/huofzpe3 · submitted 2001
"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
tiny.ag/7kagyejv · submitted 2001
"Programming today is a race between
software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning."
tiny.ag/tsnpaqij · submitted 2001
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
tiny.ag/p1hy7bru · submitted 2001
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
tiny.ag/8ok2vph3 · submitted 2001
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
tiny.ag/6vexnoyj · submitted 2001
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
tiny.ag/ebuuopld · submitted 2001
Most people would rather die than think --- and most people do.
tiny.ag/gf2jx3aw · submitted 2001
No one remembers how many times Babe Ruth struck out.
tiny.ag/nqiw9z6b · submitted 2001
The best laid of mice and men always go astray.
tiny.ag/aaibr3kw · submitted 2001
When you deny what is all you have left
is what isn`t.
James Nani, from,"Wisdom for Dummys" #173
tiny.ag/ba0yoeed · submitted 2001
God doesn`t make mistakes.Now look in the mirror again.
James Nani, "Wisdom for Dummys" by nani
tiny.ag/ik3dvbf2 · submitted 2001
You`re going to die so you might as well live.
James Nani, one of over 450.Book in process
tiny.ag/dakhyjgs · submitted 2001
If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death.
tiny.ag/2dbzm8ax · submitted 2001
Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor-- and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of one foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle.
tiny.ag/1mjf9vwg · submitted 2001
To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates.
tiny.ag/ytshzazo · submitted 2001
Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack.
tiny.ag/hqc4phig · submitted 2001
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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