Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5201–5220 (5232)
tiny.ag/gf2jx3aw · submitted 2001
No one remembers how many times Babe Ruth struck out.
tiny.ag/nqiw9z6b · submitted 2001
The best laid of mice and men always go astray.
tiny.ag/aaibr3kw · submitted 2001
When you deny what is all you have left
is what isn`t.
James Nani, from,"Wisdom for Dummys" #173
tiny.ag/ba0yoeed · submitted 2001
God doesn`t make mistakes.Now look in the mirror again.
James Nani, "Wisdom for Dummys" by nani
tiny.ag/ik3dvbf2 · submitted 2001
You`re going to die so you might as well live.
James Nani, one of over 450.Book in process
tiny.ag/dakhyjgs · submitted 2001
If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death.
tiny.ag/2dbzm8ax · submitted 2001
Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor-- and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of one foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle.
tiny.ag/1mjf9vwg · submitted 2001
To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates.
tiny.ag/ytshzazo · submitted 2001
Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack.
tiny.ag/hqc4phig · submitted 2001
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
tiny.ag/c9pzhbea · submitted 2001
Once is funny, twice is TV.
Robert McClain, View any sitcom for the truth of this.
tiny.ag/ac4uapit · submitted 2001
when two people get together it is either romance or politics,and a third just makes it war!
gary mcdonald, from the bench
tiny.ag/shfsekn0 · submitted 2001
All that counts in life is earnings growth
tiny.ag/megovrc2 · submitted 2001
If you want to be loved...be lovable.If you want to be respected...be respectable.
Caroline Colasanti, From over 50 years of observation.
tiny.ag/sd2hr1sl · submitted 2001
I've learned that making a "living" is not the same as making a "life"
tiny.ag/soj6wbt9 · submitted 2001
I'm really not that smart, I just remember everything.
tiny.ag/0yogwr46 · submitted 2001
Happiness is two friends sharing the same sunlight
Colin Young, Just a thought
tiny.ag/60u1ufvs · submitted 2001
Architecture is what you do to a building when you look at it
Walt Whitman, Quoted in 'Tracings' journal.
tiny.ag/im3utdup · submitted 2001
Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us when we were kids, everyone would be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Davey Whipwreck, Dave: The Quotes Collection
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