Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5201–5220 (5227)
tiny.ag/dakhyjgs · ★★☆☆ Fair (112 ratings) · submitted 2001
If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death.
tiny.ag/2dbzm8ax · ★★☆☆ Fair (102 ratings) · submitted 2001
Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor-- and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of one foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle.
tiny.ag/1mjf9vwg · ★★☆☆ Fair (103 ratings) · submitted 2001
To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates.
tiny.ag/ytshzazo · ★★☆☆ Fair (91 ratings) · submitted 2001
Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack.
tiny.ag/hqc4phig · ★★☆☆ Fair (296 ratings) · submitted 2001
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
tiny.ag/c9pzhbea · ★★☆☆ Fair (267 ratings) · submitted 2001
Once is funny, twice is TV.
Robert McClain, View any sitcom for the truth of this.
tiny.ag/ac4uapit · ★★☆☆ Fair (259 ratings) · submitted 2001
when two people get together it is either romance or politics,and a third just makes it war!
gary mcdonald, from the bench
tiny.ag/shfsekn0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (279 ratings) · submitted 2001
All that counts in life is earnings growth
tiny.ag/megovrc2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (236 ratings) · submitted 2001
If you want to be loved...be lovable.If you want to be respected...be respectable.
Caroline Colasanti, From over 50 years of observation.
tiny.ag/sd2hr1sl · ★★☆☆ Fair (270 ratings) · submitted 2001
I've learned that making a "living" is not the same as making a "life"
tiny.ag/hvpne1fo · ★★☆☆ Fair (262 ratings) · submitted 2001
nothing great was achieved without enthusiasm.
tiny.ag/soj6wbt9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (282 ratings) · submitted 2001
I'm really not that smart, I just remember everything.
tiny.ag/0yogwr46 · ★★☆☆ Fair (306 ratings) · submitted 2001
Happiness is two friends sharing the same sunlight
Colin Young, Just a thought
tiny.ag/60u1ufvs · ★★☆☆ Fair (301 ratings) · submitted 2001
Architecture is what you do to a building when you look at it
Walt Whitman, Quoted in 'Tracings' journal.
tiny.ag/im3utdup · ★★☆☆ Fair (286 ratings) · submitted 2001
Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us when we were kids, everyone would be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Davey Whipwreck, Dave: The Quotes Collection
tiny.ag/tm2xyhoi · ★★☆☆ Fair (338 ratings) · submitted 2001 by Kimberly L Strain
What the....?
tiny.ag/k6hyv8mb · ★★☆☆ Fair (280 ratings) · submitted 2001
Knowledge is finite but ignorance knows no bounds.
tiny.ag/slkerzoi · ★★☆☆ Fair (288 ratings) · submitted 2001
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
tiny.ag/p92fvpox · ★★☆☆ Fair (303 ratings) · submitted 2001
For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.
tiny.ag/ftdi3vg6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (298 ratings) · submitted 2001
Manga and Anime are a lot alike a secret admirer. You've heard of them, you're interested, but you don't know what (or who) they are!
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