Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/gljokonw  ·  submitted 2001

Death ends life - not a relationship

Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS

tiny.ag/tnstlxb3  ·  submitted 2001

As long as we love eachother, and remember the feeling of love we had, we can die without ever really going away

Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS

tiny.ag/wxor8wye  ·  submitted 2001

Once you learn how to die - then you learn how to live

Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS

tiny.ag/gl3nagl5  ·  submitted 2001

Love eachother - or perish

Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS

tiny.ag/6gqqbonw  ·  submitted 2001

It's hard to beat a good dog!

RK, It's all mine

tiny.ag/fmjnzy8p  ·  submitted 2001

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others

Oscar Wilde

tiny.ag/bds5thkt  ·  submitted 2001

Monkeys very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings

Graham

tiny.ag/txdpcoaq  ·  submitted 2001

Matter eats space & shits time.

Unknown

tiny.ag/tjbviflr  ·  submitted 2001

"What experience and history teach is this -- That people and governments never have learned anything from history, or acted on the principles deduced from it."

Geroge Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, from "Philosophy of History"

tiny.ag/e6lq5g7s  ·  submitted 2001

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence at all."

Mark Twain

tiny.ag/quynarxi  ·  submitted 2001

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Mark Twain

tiny.ag/y9r1plxx  ·  submitted 2001

"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."

B. F. Skinner

tiny.ag/pvekmygo  ·  submitted 2001

"I am free with my opinions. I am a free-thinker."

Unknown

tiny.ag/huofzpe3  ·  submitted 2001

"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."

Thomas Paine

tiny.ag/7kagyejv  ·  submitted 2001

"Programming today is a race between
software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots.

So far, the Universe is winning."

Rich Cook

tiny.ag/tsnpaqij  ·  submitted 2001

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

tiny.ag/p1hy7bru  ·  submitted 2001

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

Albert Einstein

tiny.ag/8ok2vph3  ·  submitted 2001

"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."

Henry David Thoreau

tiny.ag/6vexnoyj  ·  submitted 2001

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

P. J. O'Rourke

tiny.ag/ebuuopld  ·  submitted 2001

Most people would rather die than think --- and most people do.

Bertrand Russell

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