Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/7kagyejv · submitted 2001
"Programming today is a race between
software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning."
tiny.ag/tsnpaqij · submitted 2001
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
tiny.ag/p1hy7bru · submitted 2001
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
tiny.ag/8ok2vph3 · submitted 2001
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
tiny.ag/6vexnoyj · submitted 2001
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
tiny.ag/ebuuopld · submitted 2001
Most people would rather die than think --- and most people do.
tiny.ag/gf2jx3aw · submitted 2001
No one remembers how many times Babe Ruth struck out.
tiny.ag/nqiw9z6b · submitted 2001
The best laid of mice and men always go astray.
tiny.ag/aaibr3kw · submitted 2001
When you deny what is all you have left
is what isn`t.
James Nani, from,"Wisdom for Dummys" #173
tiny.ag/ba0yoeed · submitted 2001
God doesn`t make mistakes.Now look in the mirror again.
James Nani, "Wisdom for Dummys" by nani
tiny.ag/ik3dvbf2 · submitted 2001
You`re going to die so you might as well live.
James Nani, one of over 450.Book in process
tiny.ag/dakhyjgs · submitted 2001
If it is more efficient, improves quality of living, eases suffering, costs less, works better, lasts longer, or saves lives, it's almost a perfect guaruntee that the status quo will fight its introduction into the system to the very death.
tiny.ag/2dbzm8ax · submitted 2001
Government "deregulation" is a lot like having someone nail both your feet to the floor-- and having them come back later and offer to pry the nail out of one foot, your choice. And then they're baffled when you can only walk in a circle.
tiny.ag/1mjf9vwg · submitted 2001
To the addressee, the significance of an e-mail is inversely proportional to the level in the organization from where it emanates.
tiny.ag/ytshzazo · submitted 2001
Enemy's silence is more dangerous than his attack.
tiny.ag/hqc4phig · submitted 2001
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
tiny.ag/c9pzhbea · submitted 2001
Once is funny, twice is TV.
Robert McClain, View any sitcom for the truth of this.
tiny.ag/ac4uapit · submitted 2001
when two people get together it is either romance or politics,and a third just makes it war!
gary mcdonald, from the bench
tiny.ag/shfsekn0 · submitted 2001
All that counts in life is earnings growth
tiny.ag/megovrc2 · submitted 2001
If you want to be loved...be lovable.If you want to be respected...be respectable.
Caroline Colasanti, From over 50 years of observation.
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