Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/d8jfwhby · submitted 2002
When someone tells you lifeÂ’s a dream, you can bet theyÂ’re about to inconvenience you very badly.-
The Velocity Gospel, Steve Aylett *
If a memo burns faster than you can read it, nature is telling you something.-
Dummyland, Steve Aylett *
Progress accelerates downhill.-
The Velocity Gospel, Steve Aylett *
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? -
Slaughtermatic, Steve Aylett *
We have truth in order not to die of art.-
Bigot Hall, Steve Aylett *
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of godÂ’s existence. -
Atom, Steve Aylett *
Authority insists that misery is an education. -
Only an Alligator, Steve Aylett *
Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter. -
Shamanspace, Steve Aylett *
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice. -
Bigot Hall, Steve Aylett *
Steve Aylett, Aylett is a satire author from England
tiny.ag/pkx6c13z · submitted 2002
Never has there been so much owed by so many to so few.
tiny.ag/joriwcbo · submitted 2002
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth las for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."
tiny.ag/j2lkeghf · submitted 2002
Need directions?
-God
Seen on a billboard, Best regards to "RHJunior"
tiny.ag/4gdtj9wp · submitted 2002
To kill a man you must first kill his name.
Unknown, (era of Marcus Aurelius)
tiny.ag/tursi38o · submitted 2002
The essence of war is not violence but lust.
tiny.ag/7c3bnyog · submitted 2002
Live each moment to it's fullest for you never know what the next has to offer.
tiny.ag/e27leojt · submitted 2002
The essence of war is violence.
Lord Fisher, former First Lord of British Admitalty
tiny.ag/zc5xkdje · submitted 2002
Never trust a man completely who offers to help you solely out of the goodness of his heart.
tiny.ag/fzmqxgv2 · submitted 2002
All points are parallel by the Points are Parallel Theorem 4.7.7.9.8.2. We, Miller and Adam, the Points are Parallel Activist/Advocates (PPAA), have created a standing two column proof in 2nd Block Geometry class.
Adam Barron, Hello, Miller, my fellow PPAA
tiny.ag/1oemev6a · submitted 2002
An eagle may rule the skies, but a ferret doesn't get sucked into the engine of a jet plane, either.
Heard it from Adam, PPAA, Hi, points are parallel
tiny.ag/ezsohf9p · submitted 2002
APPLAUSE IS AS MUCH A MEASURE OF THE AUDIENCE AS OF THE PERFORMER
tiny.ag/lrxnpyox · submitted 2002
If I had one piece of advice for the children of the next generation, it would be this: Don't give power to people who don't respect God, because they will surely never respect you.
tiny.ag/aq5xqszm · submitted 2002
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism, since it is the
merger of state and corporate power"
Benito Mussolini, quoted by Molly Ivins
tiny.ag/fjqohy84 · submitted 2002
“Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny
of the majority.”
Supreme Court, 1995, McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission
tiny.ag/wwmuk9l1 · submitted 2002
Profit is the wage that employees pay an employer for their job - bargain wisely.
E. Bressie, Just an observation of the scene.
tiny.ag/smgz16jh · submitted 2002
the wise learn many things from their enemies (aristophane ) and so they get out of their wisdom !
individu, my own wisdom
tiny.ag/uosq1mog · submitted 2002
Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation.
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