Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/c9pzhbea · submitted 2001
Once is funny, twice is TV.
Robert McClain, View any sitcom for the truth of this.
tiny.ag/ac4uapit · submitted 2001
when two people get together it is either romance or politics,and a third just makes it war!
gary mcdonald, from the bench
tiny.ag/shfsekn0 · submitted 2001
All that counts in life is earnings growth
tiny.ag/megovrc2 · submitted 2001
If you want to be loved...be lovable.If you want to be respected...be respectable.
Caroline Colasanti, From over 50 years of observation.
tiny.ag/sd2hr1sl · submitted 2001
I've learned that making a "living" is not the same as making a "life"
tiny.ag/soj6wbt9 · submitted 2001
I'm really not that smart, I just remember everything.
tiny.ag/0yogwr46 · submitted 2001
Happiness is two friends sharing the same sunlight
Colin Young, Just a thought
tiny.ag/60u1ufvs · submitted 2001
Architecture is what you do to a building when you look at it
Walt Whitman, Quoted in 'Tracings' journal.
tiny.ag/im3utdup · submitted 2001
Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us when we were kids, everyone would be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Davey Whipwreck, Dave: The Quotes Collection
tiny.ag/k6hyv8mb · submitted 2001
Knowledge is finite but ignorance knows no bounds.
tiny.ag/slkerzoi · submitted 2001
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
tiny.ag/p92fvpox · submitted 2001
For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.
tiny.ag/ftdi3vg6 · submitted 2001
Manga and Anime are a lot alike a secret admirer. You've heard of them, you're interested, but you don't know what (or who) they are!
tiny.ag/u3f67eov · submitted 2001 by Kmac
I can't rely on myself to be on time anymore I'm either always late or always early but never on time
tiny.ag/hixfmrgl · submitted 2001
if we were all mad, we'll confine the few normal people. Are we to the point of succed ?
individu, no comment
tiny.ag/h1e8iban · submitted 2001
Before tampering with life know the cost.
tiny.ag/tjhtkdvw · submitted 2000
How can you and I really expect to glide naively through life, as if to say, Lord, give me experience, but not grief, not sorrow, not pain, not oppostion, not betrayal, and certainly not to be forsaken. Keep from me, Lord, all those experiences which made Thee what Thou art! Then let me come and dwell with Thee and fully share Thy joy!
tiny.ag/4f3ckwlq · submitted 1999 by David Winston
Friendships develop over food and wine.
Prince Nicholas Romanoff, (Vanity Fair, April 1999), in Food and Drink
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