Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5141–5160 (5995)
tiny.ag/p8zmwhey · submitted 2003
"LIFE IS SIMILAR TO A LONG RUNNING PLAY.
YOU HAVE YOUR OPENING NIGHT.(BIRTH)
FIRST AND SECOND ACTS.(HIGH SCHOOL
AND COLLEGE)
INTERMISSION.(MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN)
FINAL BOWS AND CURTAIN CALLS.(WEDDING
ANNIVERSARIES AND GRANDCHILDREN)
AND FINALLY THE CLOSING NIGHT.(DEATH)
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, NOTED QUOTE AUTHOR
tiny.ag/x37psw0n · submitted 2003
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
tiny.ag/5ams7iox · submitted 2003
"GOD is the greatest of all artists,
and you are his greatest masterpiece."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/ie9bbewg · submitted 2003
"EVEN THE MOST IGNORANT SPEAK AT LEAST
TWO LANGUAGES, THEIR NATIVE TONGUE 
AND PROFANE."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/iukxsxrv · submitted 2003
"YOU CANNOT TURN BACK TIME BUT TIME
CAN TURN IT'S BACK ON YOU."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/nbyrtxww · submitted 2003
"FIGURE OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE AND
YOU HAVE CONQUERED THE UNIVERSE."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/lxiz3ndm · submitted 2003
"TRUE GENIUS OBEYS NO PROTOCOL."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/u8r0ensa · submitted 2003
"IDEA'S 'PLANTED' IN THE 'GARDEN' OF
INNOVATION OFTEN BEAR MAN'S MOST 'FRUITFUL' INVENTIONS."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/ez6ajwf0 · submitted 2003
"JUDGE ALL THINGS BY THEIR CONTENT AND
NOT BY THE BEAUTY OF IT'S WRAPPING."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/lb7xg3ts · submitted 2003
"THE BEST WAY TO DETERMINE THE SUCCESS
OF A MAN IS NOT BY "WEALTH ALONE" BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IF HE IS "ALONE IN
HIS "WEALTH."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/lrqfpkdo · submitted 2003
"LIFE SHOULD NOT BE LIVED LIKE A BAD
MOVIE,BUT MORE LIKE A LONG RUNNING
PLAY."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/0w4i2pms · submitted 2003
"THE GREAT MAN LEAVES HIS ""MARK" ON
LIFE. THE FAILURE JUST A ""STAIN".
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/nuf1tisz · submitted 2003
One minute you're the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the next minute you're toast.
Cher, on the need for change, in an interview
tiny.ag/wtat50jr · submitted 2003
"A POLITICIAN IS INFLUENCED
BY MADISON AVE.
A STATESMAN IS INFLUENCED
BY JAMES MADISON."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/vtzxzcel · submitted 2003
THE DEFINITION OF A BASEKETBALL PLAYER IS A PERSON WHO PLAYS ON COURT,
PAYS IN COURT."
tiny.ag/kz5hfsit · submitted 2003
"the honest man gets at the truth of the matter,with the dishonest man the truth seems to never matter."
tiny.ag/01cxgqf8 · submitted 2003
"THE GODLY MAN IS ASSURED HIS PLACE IN HEAVEN AS SURELY AS THE EVIL MAN IN 
HELL."
tiny.ag/nklesftg · submitted 2003
"CAST YOUR LOT WITH GOD AND HIS ANGELS
AND REST ASSURED OF ALWAYS HAVING FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES."
tiny.ag/jvxzv2ft · submitted 2003
"THE RESPECTED ARE OFTEN THE 'CENTER'
OF ATTENTION WITHIN THEIR 'CIRCLE'
OF FRIENDS."
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