Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5001–5020 (5846)
tiny.ag/lb7xg3ts · submitted 2003
"THE BEST WAY TO DETERMINE THE SUCCESS
OF A MAN IS NOT BY "WEALTH ALONE" BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IF HE IS "ALONE IN
HIS "WEALTH."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author
tiny.ag/lrqfpkdo · submitted 2003
"LIFE SHOULD NOT BE LIVED LIKE A BAD
MOVIE,BUT MORE LIKE A LONG RUNNING
PLAY."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/0w4i2pms · submitted 2003
"THE GREAT MAN LEAVES HIS ""MARK" ON
LIFE. THE FAILURE JUST A ""STAIN".
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/nuf1tisz · submitted 2003
One minute you're the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the next minute you're toast.
Cher, on the need for change, in an interview
tiny.ag/wtat50jr · submitted 2003
"A POLITICIAN IS INFLUENCED
BY MADISON AVE.
A STATESMAN IS INFLUENCED
BY JAMES MADISON."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino
tiny.ag/vtzxzcel · submitted 2003
THE DEFINITION OF A BASEKETBALL PLAYER IS A PERSON WHO PLAYS ON COURT,
PAYS IN COURT."
tiny.ag/kz5hfsit · submitted 2003
"the honest man gets at the truth of the matter,with the dishonest man the truth seems to never matter."
tiny.ag/01cxgqf8 · submitted 2003
"THE GODLY MAN IS ASSURED HIS PLACE IN HEAVEN AS SURELY AS THE EVIL MAN IN
HELL."
tiny.ag/nklesftg · submitted 2003
"CAST YOUR LOT WITH GOD AND HIS ANGELS
AND REST ASSURED OF ALWAYS HAVING FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES."
tiny.ag/jvxzv2ft · submitted 2003
"THE RESPECTED ARE OFTEN THE 'CENTER'
OF ATTENTION WITHIN THEIR 'CIRCLE'
OF FRIENDS."
tiny.ag/l6hcguxo · submitted 2003
"MARRIAGE IS THE ONLY UNION WERE YOUR
UNABLE TO TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO A DELEGATE."
tiny.ag/uhdlqfs6 · submitted 2003
"MISPLACED CHARITY DESTROYS ALL INCENTIVE.INCENTIVE DESTROYS ALL
MISPLACED CHARATIES."
tiny.ag/ai2gs1vo · submitted 2003
"LIFE IS AN EVER REVOLVING DOOR,YOU CAN
BE 'IN' ONE MINUTE AND 'OUT' THE NEXT."
tiny.ag/eeh8rxts · submitted 2003
"IF ONE ATTEMPTS TO WALK THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH IN LIFE,IT MAY BE ADVISABLE TO REMAIN THIN AND SOBER."
tiny.ag/1fuprldk · submitted 2003
"TEMPTATION IS GIVING IN WHEN YOU
SHOULD BE HOLDING OUT."
tiny.ag/a6akfel5 · submitted 2003
"THE DEFINITION OF A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO GOES THE EXTRA MILE FOR YOU AFTER HE HAS MET YOU HALF WAY."
tiny.ag/b62wnmrf · submitted 2003
"IN A PERFECT WORLD THE IDEAL WAR WOULD ONLY BE FOUGHT WITH TOY SOLDIERS."
tiny.ag/4qujcax3 · submitted 2003
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Darrell R. Goffinet, Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide
tiny.ag/iwugapxv · submitted 2003
Don't be sad because roses have thorns, be happy because thorns have roses.
Unknown, Fiorenza family saying
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