Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/c71nde2x  ·  submitted 2005

A child understands the Law. An adult understands how to be a Lawyer.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/fpoqb8s4  ·  submitted 2005

Nothing done for the love of God is ever wasted.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/hwnifxks  ·  submitted 2005

Remember, half the time manic depressives feel better than you and I could ever imagine.

The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), - From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/lsndxx1t  ·  submitted 2005

Be careful what you get - you may wish for it.

The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/if9kszh5  ·  submitted 2005

Open your imagination and you will open your path.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/6enarz38  ·  submitted 2005

I see skies of blue, clouds of white.

Bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.

And I think to myself: "I hope a plane spots my raft soon."

John A. King, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/s6g9r28f  ·  submitted 2005

Spontaneity! There's a time and a place for spontaneity

Jill Burton

tiny.ag/ksprlted  ·  submitted 2005

If you can keep your head whilst all around you are losing theirs then you really haven't understood the severity of the situation

Kim Payne

tiny.ag/losvyjxc  ·  submitted 2005

When the going's too good to be true, reverse course and beat it.

J. P. Donleavy, The Ginger Man

tiny.ag/yw21tnpl  ·  submitted 2005

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

tiny.ag/zucpeyjq  ·  submitted 2005

People will always do the right thing as long as it is in their best interests.

Thomas C Burnett

tiny.ag/be8eiayo  ·  submitted 2005

I am the most tolerant person in the world so long as you have the gun.

Thomas C Burnett

tiny.ag/qgqy2mna  ·  submitted 2005

I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.

Thomas C Burnett

tiny.ag/5yurosrh  ·  submitted 2005

I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.

Thomas C Burnett, Yep, it's me.

tiny.ag/t06mrclh  ·  submitted 2005

The blood of a true hero always comes from the heart. A coward's merely runs down his back.

Unknown

tiny.ag/hxa8lu46  ·  submitted 2005

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/alsdwozz  ·  submitted 2005

Have you ever noticed that, about the same time 'born again' Christians started showing up, movie monsters began coming back to life after the hero killed them?

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'

tiny.ag/twbnq5je  ·  submitted 2005

Lying here peacefully in my bed, I can hear the soft breathing of the woman I love. But then, I was always good at electronics.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/vzyjyeav  ·  submitted 2005

If you're swimming in a school of whales, always, and I mean ALWAYS, swim at the front.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/ayactgio  ·  submitted 2005

There is, undeniably, a continuous thread of moral purpose running through the history of America. And being a thread, it's a little hard to see at times.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'

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