Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/gamhwbfu · submitted 2007
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY ARROGANT AND AS ABRASIVE AS SANDPAPER YOU CAN BE AN ACTIVIST.
tiny.ag/nv3js1qt · submitted 2007
WHAT WILL HUMANISTS BELIEVE IN IN THE COMING POST-HUMAN ERA?
tiny.ag/yo4rw17r · submitted 2007
REDUCTIONISM IS A BOX WITH TITANIUM WALLS A MILE THICK. YOU CAN'T GET OUT WITHOUT OUTSIDE HELP.
tiny.ag/jy70ohz5 · submitted 2007
THOSE THINGS WHICH DO NOT KILL US ARE PRELIMINARY.
tiny.ag/dkthrj1r · submitted 2007
IF SOMETHING PLEASES ANY SIDE THEN IT PROBABLY IS NOT JUSTICE.
tiny.ag/0r3btxls · submitted 2007
THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES SHAPES THE HUMAN WORLD.
tiny.ag/yrcg4am2 · submitted 2007
"THE MISTAKES OF HISTORY" IS AN ARROGANT CONCEPT.
tiny.ag/yu5nmtus · submitted 2007
Let's be honest: only God can create jobs.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/imxxcjeq · submitted 2007
Ever notice that a do-it-yourself manual is never written by just one person?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/zq8okeuq · submitted 2007
Should there even BE a word for 'mime'?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/y086z4it · submitted 2007
We Americans like to say we can't be the world's policeman. But at 2 o'clock in the morning, who's sitting in the world's donut shop wearing Kevlar and a nine-millimeter, eating Bavarian Crèmes?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/yzbcdsjk · submitted 2007
nickels and dimes end up costing quarters and dollars
tiny.ag/xhgm15up · submitted 2007
Show me a person who accepts a bad shot and I'll show you a person who hits alot of bad shots.
tiny.ag/py5qnfbg · submitted 2007
Be kind to those who are so ignorant they don't even know they are ignorant.
Unknown, I have no idea where I picked this up
tiny.ag/e5jngavd · submitted 2007
Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'
tiny.ag/m5jnhtwc · submitted 2007
The buck stops here? So THAT'S what this thing on my desk is.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/p2ywdn8s · submitted 2007
If the schizophrenics of the world were all cured, the average human would have less than one personality.
John Alejandro King, from 'The Naked Intelligence Officer'
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