Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/baweghzo · submitted 2005
Most things in this world don't work, but aspirin do.
Black Fuhrer of Harlem, Mother Night
tiny.ag/wbrnluif · submitted 2005
Now the time has come.
I put two bullets in my gun.
One for me, and one for you.
Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.
Annie Wilkes, Misery
tiny.ag/xachswqr · submitted 2005
A friend will pick you up when you fall. A true friend will take pictures
tiny.ag/m7t5fcpk · submitted 2005
Remember those ads for soap that claimed it was "99.44% pure?" Ever say to yourself, "Yeah, but pure WHAT?"
tiny.ag/smxiuvrg · submitted 2005
When historians note that Hitler originally studied to be an artist, but his paintings were mediocre, I get a little uneasy. I mean, what if someday there was another mediocre artist somewhere ... maybe even right here in the USA?
John Alejandro King, The Covert Comic!, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/jichbxaz · submitted 2005
I bet when future generations study the beliefs and customs of our era, they'll shake their collective head in disbelief.
... Just that one gigantic, collective head.
tiny.ag/6sgbpfal · submitted 2005
If global warming was outlawed, only outlaws would warm their globes.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/bviosi6z · submitted 2005
A wise man changes his mind as often as he sees reason.
tiny.ag/oxgubest · submitted 2005
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone
tiny.ag/fr9qdkqv · submitted 2005
The best plan of reconstruction is not destroying before.
tiny.ag/2gtkbeaf · submitted 2005
Happy is the man who never sees South Yorkshire
Trevor Wainwright, Trevor Wainwright's Journeys
tiny.ag/l9eyrt0k · submitted 2005
Every enduring religion, political party or country begins with a crime. And every businessman buys respespectability with ill-gotten gains.
Tom Burnett, by me
tiny.ag/vejn0zdp · submitted 2005
Its a short cut, it is meant to be difficult; If it was easy, it would just be the way
tiny.ag/8repfb4y · submitted 2005
If the American borders were any less secure, the Mexicans would be selling refried beans to the Canadian Mounties.
tiny.ag/s1sanpuh · submitted 2005
Why do men dream of flight? Flight is a rather mediocre commodity. Any man with a lawn chair and a few dozen weather balloons can fly. We are held to the ground, not because flying is too difficult for us, but because we allow other men's fears to ground us.
tiny.ag/r5bjp9op · submitted 2005
the world is divided into those who produce results and those who take the credit
tiny.ag/oxal8enh · submitted 2005
I never noticed his bad qualities nor his good qualities. I simply loved him
tiny.ag/wo28tctm · submitted 2005
They say you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.
I say: Any man I want to?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War on Terror!'
tiny.ag/3jxgdcne · submitted 2005
I was never so rich as when I had my dog. Because it turns out my dog had swallowed a million dollars.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/0xqy8dtz · submitted 2005
I bet when future generations study the beliefs and customs of our era, they'll shake their collective head in disbelief.
... Just that one gigantic, collective head.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
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