Life and Death
196 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/uxknfqoq · ★★☆☆ Fair (358 ratings) · submitted 1997
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/pmqy9n03 · ★★☆☆ Fair (782 ratings) · submitted 1997
It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
tiny.ag/j0xwttzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (331 ratings) · submitted 1997
The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it.
tiny.ag/fmvyhi8i · ★★☆☆ Fair (148 ratings) · submitted 1997
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
tiny.ag/sbtlzeuy · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is like a raffle -- you must be present to win.
tiny.ag/ckyj1g65 · ★★☆☆ Fair (321 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/nzh7mkgj · ★★☆☆ Fair (239 ratings) · submitted 1997
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
tiny.ag/mefigsvw · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
tiny.ag/ngzfgtnp · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.
tiny.ag/hni90jff · ★★☆☆ Fair (259 ratings) · submitted 1997
Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.
tiny.ag/90upthng · ★★☆☆ Fair (1152 ratings) · submitted 1999
If you're here, you're alive.
tiny.ag/jlbzkcea · ★★☆☆ Fair (237 ratings) · submitted 1997
Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
tiny.ag/skc4wmie · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
It doesn't take all kinds -- we just have all kinds.
tiny.ag/ulyprgno · ★★☆☆ Fair (305 ratings) · submitted 1997
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown, (bumper sticker), in Life and Death
tiny.ag/6vqkumld · ★★☆☆ Fair (264 ratings) · submitted 1997
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
tiny.ag/jmkw4qmh · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
tiny.ag/uys04zyz · ★★☆☆ Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.
tiny.ag/bleirdyt · ★★☆☆ Fair (137 ratings) · submitted 1997
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
tiny.ag/ygktzxcq · ★★☆☆ Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
tiny.ag/zdywajhx · ★★☆☆ Fair (94 ratings) · submitted 1997
Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.
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