Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/jg3f6les · submitted 1997
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.
tiny.ag/ls96cqfi · submitted 1997
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
tiny.ag/ngzn3ekd · submitted 1997
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance.
tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
tiny.ag/9qdtckr1 · submitted 1997
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · submitted 1997
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
tiny.ag/vlhxjtfa · submitted 1999 by Andy Dart
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/04lm8ot1 · submitted 1997
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
tiny.ag/nvdb2cfz · submitted 1997
Burning desire is the eternal flame.
tiny.ag/lkwaonin · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ji1h0t57 · submitted 1997
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/9vuuezdd · submitted 1997
Love and a cough cannot be hidden.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/toy71ing · submitted 1997
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
tiny.ag/mglnajv0 · submitted 1997
It is impossible to love and be wise.
tiny.ag/xheulgiy · submitted 1997
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
tiny.ag/frj2g3hu · submitted 1997
Reject hatred without hating.
Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/ordtalmq · submitted 1997
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
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