Doug Horton

tiny.ag/uwjseqdv · submitted 1997

While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.

tiny.ag/m5vupi74 · submitted 1997

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.

tiny.ag/6wplp1s3 · submitted 1997

We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.

tiny.ag/zckhxjq9 · submitted 1997

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behaviour is our only hope for a pardon.

tiny.ag/5r2sagdx · submitted 1997

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

tiny.ag/ka7fkx9f · submitted 1997

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

tiny.ag/8ei71095 · submitted 1997

To awake from death is to die in peace.

tiny.ag/jlevctud · submitted 1997

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

tiny.ag/re0zqqyo · submitted 1997

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

tiny.ag/rlehkt4m · submitted 1997

Smile, it's free therapy.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/fjmqiepc · submitted 1997

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/eip3h9je · submitted 1997

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

tiny.ag/k0lhuitd · submitted 1997

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

tiny.ag/zv26ipgu · submitted 1997

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

tiny.ag/impebxsb · submitted 1997

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

tiny.ag/e9i2oof8 · submitted 1997

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

tiny.ag/p9dighnt · submitted 1997

Money is good, love is wealth.

tiny.ag/2cihxuml · submitted 1997

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Doug Horton, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/hafgido3 · submitted 1997

Love is a given, hatred is aquired.