Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4121–4140 (5681)
tiny.ag/ad6feyps · submitted 2007
Individualism is the egoism of the talented and pretty.
tiny.ag/mczfkoyo · submitted 2007
Stupidity is its own reward
Unknown, One of my father's favorite sayings
tiny.ag/2uprmkh7 · submitted 2007
The odds are good but the goods are odd.
Female students at Cal Tech, How girls feel about the boys at CalTech
tiny.ag/ytkmsj6o · submitted 2007
Don't fool around with bad people! Let them become better.
Nenad Corilic, This one is from Serbia
tiny.ag/w0kmcdot · submitted 2007
I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things, and not caring a straw about the rest.
John Buchan, http://www.quotegarden.com/wisdom.html
tiny.ag/ynplmlef · submitted 2007
My brain and I have an understanding: I don't ask it what it's doing, it doesn't ask me what I'm doing.
tiny.ag/5puxs4ig · submitted 2007
Let's be honest: only God can create jobs.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/yxdewtfp · submitted 2007
I don't doubt that getting there is half the fun. What I want to know is: how much fun is being there?
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/crs8w1ec · submitted 2007
Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.
John Alejandro King, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/djrbpcx7 · submitted 2007
Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.
A Hitler, Table Talk, midday, 10 October, 1941
tiny.ag/8k6ckbeq · submitted 2007
You can do anything you want; the public forgets it in 3 months anyway.
...Comment made as to whether to invade the Vatican while restoring Mussolini to power
A Hitler, Situation meeting
tiny.ag/8gph6r3a · submitted 2007
In order to be a leader, you must learn to follow.
tiny.ag/afjmba7y · submitted 2007
show me a person that accepts a bad shot and I will show you a person that hits alot of bad shots.
tiny.ag/sanwjvpk · submitted 2007
You gotta be ready for the fastball. – Ted Williams
You gotta be ready for Ted Williams. – The fastball
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com, Legendary CIA research manager and sage
tiny.ag/j2nkdsmu · submitted 2007
Secret #66. The best thing to come out of the US State Department is the Roosevelt Bridge.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), Notorious CIA research manager and sage
tiny.ag/s31e70jm · submitted 2007
Not only am I willing to die for my beliefs, IÂ’m starting to get pretty good at it.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/dne8lcfc · submitted 2007
They say unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. I say: If you're a dog, you probably like that view.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/huc6tqmv · submitted 2007
MEN AND WOMEN MIRROR EACHOTHER. NOT IN THREE DIMENTIONS BUT IN A THOUSAND.
tiny.ag/om0dizfx · submitted 2007
HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE MOST VERSTILE THING ON EARTH. MONEY IS THE SECOND MOST VERSATILE.
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