Submissions

As children we rush time, while in the old age the time is hurrying us.

PrinceAlexander, in Life and Death

In the arithmetic of life age difference is changing over the years.

PrinceAlexander, in Life and Death

Not even the best writer in the world can become the paper he writes on.

Unknown

Can we really trust our doctor's we make ourselves believe we can but can we ?

Sean Haigh, On been mistreated by doctor's for 26 years., in Health and Disease and Happiness and Misery

I was happy the day my doctor had his medical practice taken off him because I was sad the day he left me to die.

Sean Haigh, On Dr. Tak.

Doctor Tak, Doctor Tak don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining, don't shit down my back and tell me it's chocolate pudding.

Sean Haigh, Sometimes it's the way you treat me and other people Doctor.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining ☔ Don't shit down my back and tell me it's chocolate 🍫 pudding 🍮

Unknown, how true

How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which?

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Work and Recreation and Happiness and Misery

Beyond a certain point the endeavor of waiting to die becomes so unbearable that one must either become proactive or resume going about the busyness of living.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Health and Disease

I have no clue what Plato was talking about when he said that the unexamined wife was not worth leaving. I don't even know whose wife he was talking about.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Vice and Virtue and Success and Failure

If it wasn't for me, I wouldn't have anybody.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

I don't understand half of what you say and the other half doesn't make sense.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Men and Women

Its so easy to read into why people do things, to make assumptions, jump to conclusions, and to reduce people to the sum of their actions and behaviors, the people themselves lost forever. What tragedy.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

Gun control advocates aren't all a bunch of pinheaded simpletons. They've just been gullibly deceived into believing that shooting the messenger solves the problem. Which still takes guns... maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics

Thinking outside of the box is great, unless you happen to be a cat.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

I tried Viagra once. All it did was make me taller.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

Being soft hearted often looks agonizingly similar to being soft headed.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance

I know enough to know that I don't know what I don't know.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we realize we had a life wish; and miss it often.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Irony is getting a paper cut from a Band-Aid wrapper.

Rock Cowles, www.ACunningLinguist.com, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance