Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1805–1807 (1807)
2009-10-01
tiny.ag/ymof9a0l · ★★☆☆ Fair (52 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2009-09-22
tiny.ag/bueg0ydy · ★★☆☆ Fair (464 ratings) · submitted 1999 by S. Gilmary Beagle
The dead and the stupid never change their opinions.
2009-08-25
tiny.ag/woh9u2ra · ★★☆☆ Fair (203 ratings) · submitted 1997
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
1805–1807 (1807)