Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/pbh6yw1v · submitted 1997
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.
tiny.ag/gzoelgpa · submitted 1997
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
tiny.ag/r1iq7coe · submitted 1997
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · submitted 1997
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
tiny.ag/oujtda0e · submitted 1997
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · submitted 1997
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · submitted 1997
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · submitted 1997
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/u0wakq2d · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/c8lfkzap · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/i3egysnq · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Unknown, in Men and Women
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