Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5781–5800 (5837)
tiny.ag/komln0ws · submitted 2001
If you are always facing the truth, it can never bite you in the butt.
Bob Bernard, original
tiny.ag/nm7seacr · submitted 2001
Always forgive your enemy. Nothing annoys them more.
tiny.ag/c8l0pa3k · submitted 2001
Love is when you are as concerned about someone elseÂ’s situation as you are about your own
tiny.ag/gljokonw · submitted 2001
Death ends life - not a relationship
Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS
tiny.ag/tnstlxb3 · submitted 2001
As long as we love eachother, and remember the feeling of love we had, we can die without ever really going away
Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS
tiny.ag/wxor8wye · submitted 2001
Once you learn how to die - then you learn how to live
Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS
tiny.ag/gl3nagl5 · submitted 2001
Love eachother - or perish
Morrie Schwartz, wrote when dying from ALS
tiny.ag/fmjnzy8p · submitted 2001
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others
tiny.ag/bds5thkt · submitted 2001
Monkeys very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings
tiny.ag/tjbviflr · submitted 2001
"What experience and history teach is this -- That people and governments never have learned anything from history, or acted on the principles deduced from it."
Geroge Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, from "Philosophy of History"
tiny.ag/e6lq5g7s · submitted 2001
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence at all."
tiny.ag/quynarxi · submitted 2001
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
tiny.ag/y9r1plxx · submitted 2001
"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."
tiny.ag/pvekmygo · submitted 2001
"I am free with my opinions. I am a free-thinker."
tiny.ag/huofzpe3 · submitted 2001
"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
tiny.ag/7kagyejv · submitted 2001
"Programming today is a race between
software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning."
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