Steve Aylett, Atom /
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
Aylett, Bigot Hall /
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
Slaughtermatic, Aylett /
We have truth in order not to die of art.
Bigot Hall, Aylett /
Staring is its own reward.
Aylett, Toxicology /
What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
Aylett, Atom
Steve Aylett, Aylett writes satire novels like ATOM.
tiny.ag/dljxlzh0 · submitted 2001
Sometimes the best battle strategy is knowing when to surrender.
tiny.ag/ltoqy1d9 · submitted 2001
I met a socialist who angrily proclaimed that the rich and greedy people in the west have always exploited the poor people in the east. I answered with the question "Why exploit the poor when the rich is a such more enticing target?"
Carl, Paradox of socialism
tiny.ag/g5uev9lq · submitted 2001
Che Guevara is a good socialistic symbol for the humanitarian struggle of equal rights, if you just also forget that he was a murderous bastard.
Carl, Paradox of socialism
tiny.ag/egqyrcdb · submitted 2001
The best way to get a husband to do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it.
tiny.ag/4zpdmfbb · submitted 2001
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
(And sometimes we cross back and forth, never knowing we have been there.)
Nancy Reid, advice to our children as they grew up
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