Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/hrluu7ix · submitted 2001
I am of the conviction that most people believe in God only so that they can have someone to blame.
tiny.ag/8dpmcodb · submitted 2001
Those who can, do. Those who can't teach.
Then there are those who manage to get by.
John T. Evans, With aplologies to H. L. Mencken.
tiny.ag/gzdk7wbf · submitted 2001
My best advice for dealing with liberal celebrities is this: treat them as you would any other circus monkey-- a creature that is cute, amusing and oh so clever, but when confronted with a superior intellect is only capable of screeching and flinging poop at it.
tiny.ag/fwsvgtl4 · submitted 2001
Home is A place you can't be turned away from, can't be asked to leave and can grow some food if you're poor.
It's part of The American Way of HomeLife, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness (Home, Sweet Home with God/Love). Luke9:58, John10:10, 1Cor12:26, Luke10:27, Deut6:5 & 1John4:16 KJV1776
David Andrew Nunnery, http://theamway.injesus.com/
tiny.ag/wbvxhx7u · submitted 2001
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one"
tiny.ag/oiihv6mw · submitted 2001
"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."
tiny.ag/vut4wkiu · submitted 2001
You have to decide whether you're going to contribute to the lift side of the equation, or the drag side of the equation.
tiny.ag/kj3bsba8 · submitted 2001
When you cast aside moral restraint, you cast aside the reins of your life. And, rest assured, someone with more vision than yourself will come along and pick them up... and use them to lead you where you would not choose to go.
tiny.ag/0oshbeoz · submitted 2001
Far too much of our nation's population is under the delusion that you obtain more freedom when you have less responsibility.
tiny.ag/wmrlu4q6 · submitted 2001
Just as a petulant teenager can be sold on any plan-- so long as doesn't sound like his parents' idea, so can the petulant american liberal culture be sold on any moral philosophy--- so long as it doesn't sound like it came from "a bunch of dead Jews."
tiny.ag/kvjw93fn · submitted 2001
Talant is just like lust: difficult to hide, impossible to emit.
Sergei Dovlatov, liberal translation from russian
tiny.ag/ql1szgpu · submitted 2001
If you can't drink it or fold it, I probably don't want it.
Unknown, From a summer job, while in college.
tiny.ag/ikjpby6p · submitted 2001
If you aren't afraid of the government, you haven't been paying attention.
tiny.ag/vbx7fzey · submitted 2001
What in hell is self-insight good for if it only makes you depressed?
Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka
tiny.ag/ygeqlsak · submitted 2001
Sometimes you wonder if not women have breasts just to be spiteful.
Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka
tiny.ag/bsmsz1dy · submitted 2001
Our cultural heritage is like an anglosaxian vomit where you can see some sausages seasoned with French mustard.
Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka
tiny.ag/ulu0m9bz · submitted 2001
It seems like that male comradeship arises from bad relations with the opposite sex.
Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka
tiny.ag/iekjxocp · submitted 2001
The worst is not the hangover the real ordeal is when yesterdayÂ’s unavoidable truths begin to unfold.
Charlie Christansen, Translation from the cartoon Arne Anka
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