Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/834fil1n  ·  submitted 2004

If you love life, then make the most of time, because time is the stuff life is made of.

Terrence V. Ponder, Sr., My Grandpa's saying.

tiny.ag/sptrxjqk  ·  submitted 2004

When no time is good, anytime is fine.

Terry Jaglowicz, My anti-procrastination reply for years

tiny.ag/gnmg5jy8  ·  submitted 2004

The hammer-fish was blamed for the extinction of the species of the nail-fish.

Petigò

tiny.ag/uuxngkji  ·  submitted 2004

How come every time I get stabbed in the back, my fingerprints are on the knife?

Jerry B. Harvey

tiny.ag/vpfargi3  ·  submitted 2004

Close your mouth behind you.

Uri Segev

tiny.ag/zhcxu8gs  ·  submitted 2004

We may all live in "houses" but we don't have to live intense

Rene Groeneveld, in a rare moment of insight, and humour

tiny.ag/tkzrlglj  ·  submitted 2004

Suddenly we find ourselves in this world, and suddenly others find us outside of it.

Petigò

tiny.ag/oxircltj  ·  submitted 2004

Choices in our life come and go, but accomplishments will always remain.

Johnny Phou, I made it up =)

tiny.ag/k8wjrvod  ·  submitted 2004

Funny how some people keep wanting to destroy the meaning of some things. No one seems to point out that if you muddy the water, no one can see you drown your brother.

David Tinquist, Just another of my random thoughts...

tiny.ag/mnwbcqhk  ·  submitted 2004

A spoonful of patience will double your time.

David Tinquist

tiny.ag/clhfncsq  ·  submitted 2004

If God wanted mankind to stay in a rut, He wouldn't have invented mountains.

David Tinquist

tiny.ag/tjy760gq  ·  submitted 2004

The Tower of Babel was just another attempt to reach the high price of housing.

Petigò

tiny.ag/mo1yuzrp  ·  submitted 2004

Palm trees are fountains of leaves.

Petigò

tiny.ag/yfpzamx6  ·  submitted 2004

Anorexia: An illness usually affecting women, prompted by some people who dictate the standards of so-called female beauty.

Petigò

tiny.ag/n43k7csn  ·  submitted 2004

'Them that can't schemey must louster'

Every Cornishman, ie,if you can't use your brain you sweat

tiny.ag/bjg0davq  ·  submitted 2004

There is no need to look for truth, it would be enough not to throw it out.

Petigò

tiny.ag/cklbpewv  ·  submitted 2004

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but a bullet will f***ing kill you.

Tez, (Unknown, if you'd heard it, good.)

tiny.ag/jqr60ekb  ·  submitted 2004

If nothing is real we should believe in nothing.

Petigò

tiny.ag/9znwaflm  ·  submitted 2004

People tend to criticize others when they are afraid of being criticized.

Petigò

tiny.ag/3j1zsmhd  ·  submitted 2004

"our body,like a camera,is similar in the fact that it allows our eyes to act as the lens and shutter,that snaps the subject that our mind instantly
conceptualizes into an image,(like a roll of film)that our brain is later left to develope."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.

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