The Carrot Factor

posted 2001 by Jim Boogers

I like to shove carrots and dill pickles up my ass and then eat 'em. I also shove frankfurters up my ass and then let my dog lick my butt. Sometimes I'll hide in a corner and rub creamed corn all over my genitals while sticking lima beans and cheese-whiz in my nose and humming the theme from "I Dream Of Jeannie". Bye, I love you ALL!