Work and Recreation
156 aphorisms · 3 comments
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tiny.ag/ximercsy · ★★☆☆ Fair (203 ratings) · submitted 1997
God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.
Unknown, (German proverb), in Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/milcq4ya · ★★☆☆ Fair (133 ratings) · submitted 1997
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
tiny.ag/dmjofbk9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (941 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
tiny.ag/t1qexukp · ★★☆☆ Fair (123 ratings) · submitted 1997
Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.
tiny.ag/v0yeshan · ★★☆☆ Fair (161 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
tiny.ag/ugvde1cx · ★★☆☆ Fair (204 ratings) · submitted 1997
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
tiny.ag/piw4y7md · ★★☆☆ Fair (164 ratings) · submitted 1997
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
tiny.ag/gjpds4m8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (224 ratings) · submitted 1997
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
tiny.ag/cwh4nfsu · ★★☆☆ Fair (199 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.
tiny.ag/koyyq54r · ★★☆☆ Fair (193 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life.
tiny.ag/d4uzlrvm · ★★☆☆ Fair (280 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.
tiny.ag/tmqynfg7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (261 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/r9askkgd · ★★☆☆ Fair (231 ratings) · submitted 1997
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
tiny.ag/hkkreg0l · ★★☆☆ Fair (149 ratings) · submitted 1997
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
tiny.ag/5fjxbdkr · ★★☆☆ Fair (111 ratings) · submitted 1997
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
tiny.ag/eckozapq · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.
tiny.ag/h7w28305 · ★★☆☆ Fair (193 ratings) · submitted 1997
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/myqpc8fj · ★★☆☆ Fair (897 ratings) · submitted 1998 by Mindy Romero
Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.
tiny.ag/0tuizhv2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (114 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
tiny.ag/3uxqwbaj · ★★☆☆ Fair (192 ratings) · submitted 1997
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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