Success and Failure

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human, to forgive unusual.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

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Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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Success is a journey, not a destination.

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Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

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The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

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The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to be effective.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

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It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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