Success and Failure

Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

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If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

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Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

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Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

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