Success and Failure

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

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If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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Use soft words and hard arguments.

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Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities.

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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

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You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.

Unknown, (from Mad Magazine), in Success and Failure