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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
Dorothy Parker, in Vice and Virtue
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
Dorothy Parker, (when asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence), in Wisdom and Ignorance