Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5203–5222 (6146)
tiny.ag/qm28dzaj · submitted 2003
God will never render justice on earth. He would be indicted for his crimes.
tiny.ag/cpthvxgp · submitted 2003
Virtue is deep-rooted in the hearts of misogynists' mothers.
tiny.ag/oifocjef · submitted 2003
Religion, racism and capitalism, makes peace on this planet a utopia.
tiny.ag/hplyqg5a · submitted 2003
When the wind sets in, some make wind shelters, others build windmills
tiny.ag/iggdvu92 · submitted 2003
When I was kidnapped my parent acted swiftly. They got a tennant for my room.
tiny.ag/grn7noi0 · submitted 2003
As snakes don't speak I wonder whether Eva was a ventriloquist.
tiny.ag/gew60ijq · submitted 2003
If you've got a million things to do, first do just one.
tiny.ag/arqucetd · submitted 2003
A simple surefire method to cure the hiccups: Wait, please!
tiny.ag/vbaguqy1 · submitted 2003
Just showing a crazy person the facts rarely cures them.
tiny.ag/bn0ihfnp · submitted 2003
Lightnings are the arrows shot with the rainbow.
tiny.ag/3yttnhbw · submitted 2003
Only two regrets: The women I shouldn't have but did. The women I could have but didn't.
tiny.ag/8xd6kap4 · submitted 2003
The two most compelling minds of all time: yours and mine.
tiny.ag/i4x2qd7r · submitted 2003
Meditation: "...and the observer was
absorbed in-by what he observed."
tiny.ag/sv1m4pet · submitted 2003
By constructing a defensive wall around you, you become a prisoner.
tiny.ag/rk9htobr · submitted 2003
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.
tiny.ag/8yzl2sgj · submitted 2003
Rephrasing Murphy's law: The other queues always go faster, no matter how many times you change queues.
tiny.ag/lyk40umb · submitted 2003
Aphorisms are lurking everywhere; especially near the mellow ends of bottles of Beaujolais.
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