Submissions

A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

If the grass appears greener on the other side, it's probably made of astroturf.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

A woman's place is where she chooses to be.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

There is no one more dangerous than a fool who finally acknowledges the foolishness and does something about it.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The person you call a fool may be setting you up.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

You can actually say what you think without actually thinking about what you said.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee freedom from speech.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

"To be or what?" is John Rambo's rendition of Shakespeare.

Jabo James, in Art and Literature

Politeness sanitizes speech.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

Jesus of Nazareth did not intend to found a new religion-he didn't have time. His followers had other ideas.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

We all exist. Do we all live?

Jabo James, in Life and Death

An outlaw is a former in-law who has fallen out of grace.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

Monogamy means forsake all others.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

Misery loves misery.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

Misery needs to love itself since no one truly loves it.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

Progress breeds casualties.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

If you can't eat principles, then a little humble pie is in order.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate