Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/4wxcwoys  ·  submitted 2005

Time is pushing you forward so don't look back and take the hand of your future.

Alishia, hope you enjoy this

tiny.ag/j2iuv3eq  ·  submitted 2005

From Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, to America's first President, to the largest whiskey producer in the United States, George Washington's was one of those rare careers marked by continual enhancement.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/rodybtpy  ·  submitted 2005

If you think the answer is "more government" then you don't understand the question.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/conzdb1e  ·  submitted 2005

"Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty."

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, The book "All About Everything."UK 2005

tiny.ag/ippwvaon  ·  submitted 2005

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

Unknown

tiny.ag/b69alxjn  ·  submitted 2005

An item of information is only properly classified 'Secret' if its negation would be just as shocking.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/zazwoinx  ·  submitted 2005

Whoever said 'grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/7agestbu  ·  submitted 2005

Always do what I would do, if you were me and I were you.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/rme867eu  ·  submitted 2005

No good deed goes unpunished

Keith Prim

tiny.ag/gih8urxr  ·  submitted 2005

If one percent of what a person believes about their own god were true, He wouldn't want anything to do with them.

Tom Burnett

tiny.ag/b4ag5s3x  ·  submitted 2005

If you look down on someone, they won't look up to you.

I can't remember her name., I saw it being created.

tiny.ag/cv0sjdnu  ·  submitted 2005

If necessity is the mother of invention, then unoriginality is it's good-for-nothing lazy uncle Elmo.

chuck creasy, ain't theft grand?

tiny.ag/h9gqjtlt  ·  submitted 2005

You can change the truth to suit yourself; or you can change yourself to suit the truth.

David J Hanson

tiny.ag/8wmbz9t7  ·  submitted 2005

Even storms have their benefits

Unknown

tiny.ag/cjzdilfy  ·  submitted 2005

Haste makes waste.

John Veatch

tiny.ag/xvesq7rb  ·  submitted 2005

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tiny.ag/rengt8p4  ·  submitted 2005

Pay me now or pay me lawyer.

Steve Hessler

tiny.ag/bumqhfmg  ·  submitted 2005

The best things in life aren't things

Unknown

tiny.ag/3n7guer9  ·  submitted 2005

I'll never get angry with someone for doing things that I should be doing.

David Bowden

tiny.ag/dqxgndyp  ·  submitted 2005

wisdom befits a man of age, though not a yearning heart......

ron grady, original

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