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In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Freedom is not the right to live as we please, but the right to find how we ought to live in order to fulfill our potential.
It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.