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tiny.ag/u3f67eov  ·   Fair (317 ratings)  ·  submitted 2001 by Kmac

I can't rely on myself to be on time anymore I'm either always late or always early but never on time

Just A Truckies WIfe

tiny.ag/hixfmrgl  ·   Fair (309 ratings)  ·  submitted 2001

if we were all mad, we'll confine the few normal people. Are we to the point of succed ?

individu, no comment

tiny.ag/h1e8iban  ·   Fair (269 ratings)  ·  submitted 2001

Before tampering with life know the cost.

Marty Milner

tiny.ag/tjhtkdvw  ·   Fair (276 ratings)  ·  submitted 2000

How can you and I really expect to glide naively through life, as if to say, Lord, give me experience, but not grief, not sorrow, not pain, not oppostion, not betrayal, and certainly not to be forsaken. Keep from me, Lord, all those experiences which made Thee what Thou art! Then let me come and dwell with Thee and fully share Thy joy!

Mr. ananomous

tiny.ag/4f3ckwlq  ·   Fair (911 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by David Winston

Friendships develop over food and wine.

Prince Nicholas Romanoff, (Vanity Fair, April 1999), in Food and Drink

tiny.ag/wkzsa1g7  ·   Fair (913 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.

Honoré de Balzac, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/9ai6vcib  ·   Fair (326 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Honoré de Balzac, in Law and Politics

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